Sunday, August 11, 2013
If your single and want to write a personal, try these
If your single and want to try personal ad, this might help
Shmuel Gabbai , 36.
I take out the Torah Saturday morning.
Would like to take you out Saturday night.
Please write POB 81.
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Couch potato latke in search
of the right applesauce.
Let's try it for 8 days.
Who knows?
POB 43
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Divorced Jewish man seeks partner to attend shul light shabbos candles, celebrate holidays, build Sukkah together, attend brisses, bar mitzvahs - Religion not important.
POB 658
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Orthodox woman with get, seeks man who got get or can get get.
Get it?
I'll show you mine
if you show me yours.
POB 72.
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Sincere rabbinical student, 27, enjoys
Yom Kippur, Tisha B'av , Taanis Esther , Tzom Gedalia , Asarah B'Teves , Shiva Asar b'Tammuz.
Seeks companion for living life in the 'fast' lane.
POB 90.
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Yeshiva bochur, Torah scholar, long beard, payos.
Seeks same in woman.
POB 43.
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Nice Jewish guy, 38.
No skeletons.
No baggage.
No personality.
POB 76
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Female graduate student,
studying kaballah, Zohar,
exorcism of dybbuks,
seeks mensch.
No weirdos, please.
POB 56.
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Jewish businessman, 49, manufactures Sabbath candles, Chanukah candles, havdallah candles,Yahrzeit candles.
Seeks non-smoker.
POB 787.
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I am a sensitive Jewish prince whom you can open your heart to, share your innermost thought and deepest secrets.
Confide in me. I'll understand your insecurities.
No fatties, please
POB 86.
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Jewish male, 34, very successful, smart, independent, self-made, looking for girl whose father will hire me.
POB 43*
Shmuel Gabbai , 36.
I take out the Torah Saturday morning.
Would like to take you out Saturday night.
Please write POB 81.
```````````````````````````````````````````````````````
Couch potato latke in search
of the right applesauce.
Let's try it for 8 days.
Who knows?
POB 43
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Divorced Jewish man seeks partner to attend shul light shabbos candles, celebrate holidays, build Sukkah together, attend brisses, bar mitzvahs - Religion not important.
POB 658
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Orthodox woman with get, seeks man who got get or can get get.
Get it?
I'll show you mine
if you show me yours.
POB 72.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sincere rabbinical student, 27, enjoys
Yom Kippur, Tisha B'av , Taanis Esther , Tzom Gedalia , Asarah B'Teves , Shiva Asar b'Tammuz.
Seeks companion for living life in the 'fast' lane.
POB 90.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Yeshiva bochur, Torah scholar, long beard, payos.
Seeks same in woman.
POB 43.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Nice Jewish guy, 38.
No skeletons.
No baggage.
No personality.
POB 76
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Female graduate student,
studying kaballah, Zohar,
exorcism of dybbuks,
seeks mensch.
No weirdos, please.
POB 56.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Jewish businessman, 49, manufactures Sabbath candles, Chanukah candles, havdallah candles,Yahrzeit candles.
Seeks non-smoker.
POB 787.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I am a sensitive Jewish prince whom you can open your heart to, share your innermost thought and deepest secrets.
Confide in me. I'll understand your insecurities.
No fatties, please
POB 86.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Jewish male, 34, very successful, smart, independent, self-made, looking for girl whose father will hire me.
POB 43*
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